Day 225
Right, so there's the dress issue. Well, technically it's no longer an issue as it fits now. And by fits I mean it zips - I can't breathe, but it zips. That means it fits, right? Anyways, in order to make the damn thing fit, I have done obsessive exercising and have eaten well, this...
What is it?? That, my friends, is cabbage soup. Smells like dirty asshole, tastes FANTASTIC. I love it and have been (seriously) living on it. I shall continue to live on it for a while. Why? Well, I still can't breathe in the damn dress for one. I'm a lard ass anyways for two. AND it's only 21 calories and fills me up. Does it get any better than that?!
Day 224
So, we're wandering through the sculpture park and Phil says, "that's a nice sculpture."
Yes, he was kidding but yes, I was highly amused.
Day 223
So, I've covered the alcohol, now we must move onto the food. I've been being careful of what I eat lately...and by careful I mean...well, nevermind. But, I fit into the damn dress so who cares how I did it right? Anyhoo, Carri and I decided to chuck out of the office for lunch. Mostly we left because we were annoyed and didn't want to be there but that is beside the point. We decided to try out this little diner not too far from the office. By diner I mean very cute from the outside, semi-frightening on the inside. So frightening actually that I decided my safest plan of action was to get something fried as that way they wouldn't have to touch my food too much.
Yep, fried mushrooms that I proceeded to take all the breading off and just eat the mushrooms. This, though, was seriously the biggest order of fried mushrooms I've ever seen in my life. It was enough to feed a stinking army.
Day 222
I'm pretty comfortable with my nerdness. I'm a book worm. I like video games. I'm far more intelligent than I like people to know. I love arts and crafts (or arts and crabs as my daughter used to call it). I was most pleased to learn that one of my close friends is also a nerd. She enjoys many of the same things I do. I was darn near to ecstatic when she said she likes beading. So, one day, while hanging at her house, Meg and I made necklaces...
This is the one Meg made. She did a rather fantastic job if I do say so myself. I was impressed. I can't wait to make more! This brought back so many memories of me in high school sitting in my room for hours making endless necklaces. As a matter of fact, I think I just got rid of all my beads before we moved - which is rather depressing now that I found someone else that enjoys it. Eh, I can always start over! =)
Day 221
Yeah, so I'm pretty sure my count is off, but whatever. I'm just going to run with it. Anyways, I went to my first wine tasting with one of my close friends. It was quite fantastic. It was one of those food/drink type tastings. So, we got some yummy little dishes to try along with a wine. Most of the wine served was dry and red - neither of which am I a big fan of, but that is beside the point. I drank every last drop of all of the wines. I'm pretty darned glad Maria was driving cuz I was certainly not able to after all that!
Afterwards, we were wandering around and the very helpful young man showed Maria this lovely Moscato. It's pink! AND it's from Australia. I love Australia - even more now. This wine is simply FANTASTIC!
Day 220
I know it's summer time and I know that's when all the construction is, but DAMN. Is it over yet?!?! Every frickin where I go there's some kind of damn destruction going on. Getting to work is semi-tolerable as there aren't too many people on the roads. Going home from work sucks. I had to change my route which blows because it takes longer, but whatever. This one seriously pissed me off...
My normal 5 minute trip to the dance studio took me like 25 minutes. AND some little punk kid decided to bump my car which of course resulted in me putting my car in reverse just to scare the shit out of him. Yes, yes I am the definition of road rage, what's your point?!
Day 219
It's amazing the things you notice while sitting on the toilet. What? Yes, I said it. Whatever. Everybody poops - there's even a book about it. But, this is not about pooping....this is about what you see. No, not in the toilet you disgusting creatures, elsewhere. We've lived in this house for - oh 3(ish) years. I just noticed this, though...
It's a wall, right? Well, yeah, but be a little more creative ok. It kinda looks like a face and it made me laugh.
Yeah, I know. I have issues. Shut up.
What is it?? That, my friends, is cabbage soup. Smells like dirty asshole, tastes FANTASTIC. I love it and have been (seriously) living on it. I shall continue to live on it for a while. Why? Well, I still can't breathe in the damn dress for one. I'm a lard ass anyways for two. AND it's only 21 calories and fills me up. Does it get any better than that?!
