Day 225
Right, so there's the dress issue. Well, technically it's no longer an issue as it fits now. And by fits I mean it zips - I can't breathe, but it zips. That means it fits, right? Anyways, in order to make the damn thing fit, I have done obsessive exercising and have eaten well, this...
What is it?? That, my friends, is cabbage soup. Smells like dirty asshole, tastes FANTASTIC. I love it and have been (seriously) living on it. I shall continue to live on it for a while. Why? Well, I still can't breathe in the damn dress for one. I'm a lard ass anyways for two. AND it's only 21 calories and fills me up. Does it get any better than that?!
Right, so there's the dress issue. Well, technically it's no longer an issue as it fits now. And by fits I mean it zips - I can't breathe, but it zips. That means it fits, right? Anyways, in order to make the damn thing fit, I have done obsessive exercising and have eaten well, this...
I was ok with the thought of eating it until you said dirty asshole. Asshole? Fine, I could goggle that up all day long. But a dirty asshole? No fucking way.
ReplyDeleteSmells bad, tastes fantastic, low cal, good for diabetics. Can't ask for better than that. Think I should make some.
ReplyDeleteCabbage soup.....gives me farts that would knock King Kong on his ass. Just downright awful.
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